So I was booked to appear at this festival of some food that is soooooo gross and makes my Gramps’ bum make funny noises by The Mother. I don’t believe I was consulted so I made sure I got her out of bed at 6.30am as penance for not appreciating that I am 8. I have people to see, things to do!!!!!!!!!! Like erm buy more clog laces. And keep my hat straight. It’s hard for small people you know!
Another bonus was that it was Layla’s first dance out so Boss Lady Cathy was watching her more than me. Annoyingly she did brilliantly, trying to steal my thunder. I mean as IF! I mean ok she’s like 21 and I’m 8 so she’s bound to be good being a proper grown up but really! I really must have a word and tell her to suck a bit sometimes. Her husband did take a video of Vicky, Lucy, Boss and Me dancing Prescott which The Mother has posted all over Facebook for her friends to coo over.
Naturally. She is soooo embarrassing sometimes. Don’t get me started on her fishnets either. Or that daft movement she calls dancing. Not a bobbin or small child in sight. Shocking behavior for someone her age. Glad my mates couldn’t see.
Naturally. She is soooo embarrassing sometimes. Don’t get me started on her fishnets either. Or that daft movement she calls dancing. Not a bobbin or small child in sight. Shocking behavior for someone her age. Glad my mates couldn’t see.
































